"My wife thinks my flight was cancelled...."

Why is it that these gates are the most popular? I bet if you polled these patrons chances are they're all booked on different flights.

Pack up your troubles...

This chap shouldn't have too much trouble finding his buckets among thousands of black Samsonites circling around on the conveyor belts.

Steppin' on up...

"...and she's buyyyyyinnnngggg a stairway, to heaven..."

Space ... the final frontier....

Imagine the headache you've got at quitting time after working eight hours in this orangeness. How does a woman employee compensate this kind of horrific lighting with make-up?

Anyway, from a distance this rental car counter does have that spacey look like something out of Star Trek. Beam me to my car, Scottie!

Do the unions know about this?

I know competition is fierce in the airline industry. But simplifying the requirements for pilots these days in order to hire less-qualified and cost-saving ducks?

April showers....

Since this tub has been cordoned off, it's obviously some highly sensitive area. I observed it for a bit. People actually came up to it to have a look inside. It reassured them to discover it's actual purpose - to catch the rain leaking through the million dollar roof.

Friends

Now who's at the mercy of whom?

Having a fit...

Everytime I pass this box used to measure carry-on baggage it makes me chuckle. Whoever thought this up at the advertising agency deserves a promotion.

Keeping a stiff upper lip...

No, these are not stranded passengers gone into shock after being informed that their airline will not compensate them after their flight was cancelled. They're tiny plastic figures belonging to table soccer game. Keeps the cab drivers busy in the early morning until the first flights arrive.

Money on the runny...

If it wasn't for the slit in the top of the box I would have thought this was some artifact on loan from a museum. Otherwise I don't know where you would even see cash these days.

Hey, how 'bout a lift?

I'd say here at this airport they've got some pretty top class carts for tackling those long distances between gates.

Extinguish all smoking materials...

This dude was apparently not advised by his airline that smoking has been banned on almost 99.9% of all flights these days. He's gone into a corner to cool his heels.

X Marks the Spot

This is the view from the Sushi Bar located between gates C-14 and C-15. Talk about a huge aquarium they've got. Only thing is there's an Airbus A320 in it instead of the usual koi.

Telepalooza

This display reminds me of Goldilocks. One for Papa bear, one for Mama bear and one for Baby bear.

Where are those life jackets located?

We have these young ladies to thank for lifeguarding the arrivals area. Up until now it's always been low tide down there. I go past them in the morning on my way to the elevator. Sort of feel like I'm cutting through an outtake of a Baywatch episode.